Pair Of Thieves

There is an overabundance of underwear that doesn’t fit well and looks like something your dad once wore. The Pair Of Thieves bandit bear is on a benevolent, altruistic underwear rampage to change all that. He’s on the loose, sticking it to the man while getting better underwear tech in the hands of as many people as he can. Nimbly, he navigates past big underwear authorities on a mission to help everyone ESCAPE BASIC.